I'd go into detail, but I have to protect certain people from being ridiculed, I'm too nice. Let's just say I have had enough of co-workers and clients for today, to put it mildly. No-one is killed yet and I'm gonna focus on my hopefully delicious apple now to make it through the final half hour...

I vote for Canada! If you let me know how to obtain said permit, you run the risk of me following you. Just thought I should let you consider that;)