Aww come on, a little ridicule is good for the soul! Or um, well, you know what I mean ;).
Your long weekend is imminent, keep focusing on that!

Hehe, it is incredibly tempting. It's also incredibly scary, but I think I'll apply anyway (I have about 1 chance in 3 to get it, apparently) and see what the universe decides for me. It's laziness on a whole new level, hehe! (It's a Belgian program, but it might have counterparts in the Netherlands, will take a peek at it for you!)