I hate housework
Dammit, the painters used my toilet. I understand, but it makes me glad I don't usually have to deal with men in my house. Not that they left a mess, but guys think they can take a piss standing up and THEY CAN NOT. Gentlemen: when you are aiming from great heights (don't kid yourself: you do NOT reach the toiletbowl with that) urine tends to spatter and I can't get that smell out unless I scrub the walls and floor. Just sit the fuck down.