I'm pretty sure you will indeed LOVE The Artist. I had ignored it because of the 'stache (What? I have ISSUES) and then got scolded by Jelle, who told me it was the best film he'd seen last year and since he has now taken over my crown for most films in a cinema in a year, I had no choice but to go see it after all. And then I had to admit he was pretty close to being right;) Excellent concept, perfect execution.

Ehm, a Smartshop is where Brendon would go if he didn't have a guy. Kind of like a coffeeshop, but including tools and I believe they also sell mushrooms (amongst other things). DON'T TELL HIM THAT I KNOW THESE THINGS BECAUSE I PLAN TO LURE HIM AWAY FROM EVIL WITH CHOCOLATE AND THEN HE WILL BE PURE AND INNOCENT AGAIN.