Hehehe oh, the portmanteaus. The ones in the above comment made me laugh hysterically. "I'm going to read some cockles", really? Muahahah.

(Though, I will graciously admit that one of my favorite TV couples ever, Logan and Veronica on Veronica Mars, had the cutest portmanteau ever: LoVe. Juuuust saying *g*

(Also, true story, Ryan Murphy tried to make the term 'Blatina' happen for a pairing on Glee, and when I typed it into the search engine I got nothing but black/latina porn :p. Let this be a lesson to smushy names everywhere!!