For a good laugh, why not take one of those crazy quizzes....

I am... Metal
Your dominant element is metal. Is your room relatively neat and your homework rarely late? The ancient Yin-Yang scholars saw metal types as being very organized, disciplined--and trustworthy. Friends may turn to you for advice and appreciate that you generally take their questions seriously and try to find the most logical answer. But when you get competitive, watch out! Metal types hate to lose.
Metal is strong and hard to bend and is related to strength and persistence in the human body.
Courage is the dominant elemental energy of metal and this helps us to step in when someone is being treated unfairly or needs to be backed up.
Metal also shines, providing a certain degree of pride. It is the element that leads us to expect recognition for the things we do well.
To make the most of its reflective quality, metal needs a lot of space and no distractions. Open spaces and minimalist decorations can have a calming effect on metallically dominant people.
A dry climate is best for metal energy, as it prevents it from rusting out. The colors that correspond to metal are white and all metallic shades, like silver, gold and copper.
Metal types tend to like their food spicy.
NOTE: Metal types also tend to have prominent cheekbones and carved chins.
*whipes tears from eyes* Damn, that was funny.
What chinese element are you?
This one is pretty accurate though:

My personality is... green
You're a stable green... According to color psychology, you're persistent and ambitious and could probably have the world in the palm of your hand if you wanted it badly enough. Being so self-assured and confident in everything you do, you'd likely make a great leader. You seem to resist change, but because of your self-confidence you do like a good challenge!
Eery. *shivers* Heheheheheheheh.
What color is your personality?