Nick/Greg ficlet: Tell-Tale Heart
Feb. 14th, 2026 07:12 pmHere's a little Nick/Greg ficlet for Valentine's Day. I was supposed to post it earlier, but January was crazy and February hasn't been much better so far, so it took me longer than I thought.
Anyway, here it is, short and sweet.

Title: Tell-Tale Heart
Fandom: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Nick's cranky when he's hungry
A/N: Inspired by the following dialogue response prompt by creativepromptsforwriting:
"Your heart is racing."
"Could you please take your hand off my chest?"
...
"Come on, G! Get out of that shower and let's get breakfast. I'm starving," Nick called out, pacing up and down the room.
"Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get the smell of rotten food out of your hair?" Greg replied, voice barely audible over the sound of the running water.
"You could try wearing a cap next time you go dumpster diving."
"And ruin my carefully styled locks? No way."
Read the rest on AO3
Anyway, here it is, short and sweet.

Title: Tell-Tale Heart
Fandom: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Nick's cranky when he's hungry
A/N: Inspired by the following dialogue response prompt by creativepromptsforwriting:
"Your heart is racing."
"Could you please take your hand off my chest?"
...
"Come on, G! Get out of that shower and let's get breakfast. I'm starving," Nick called out, pacing up and down the room.
"Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get the smell of rotten food out of your hair?" Greg replied, voice barely audible over the sound of the running water.
"You could try wearing a cap next time you go dumpster diving."
"And ruin my carefully styled locks? No way."
Read the rest on AO3
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Feb. 10th, 2026 09:57 pmI've just changed my journal layout to Modular by
branchandroot and I'm having issues putting a header banner in. I want it to show above the header box with the journal title, 'Latest entries' etc in - at the top of the page below the nav bar - but the CSS code that I know puts it in the header, in that box.
The CSS in question is
#header {
margin-top: 5px;
background-image: url('https://sharpiefan.dreamwidth.org/file/5524.png');
background-repeat: no-repeat;
background-position: top center;
padding-top: 275px;
}
What should I change in order to position the header above that top box? (It doesn't look as if posting the image URL into the provided area in the Images area of 'Customise your theme' does anything at all, so that's not much help either.)
It's been a long time since I changed my journal layout, I'm willing to accept I might be missing something really obvious!
The CSS in question is
#header {
margin-top: 5px;
background-image: url('https://sharpiefan.dreamwidth.org/file/5524.png');
background-repeat: no-repeat;
background-position: top center;
padding-top: 275px;
}
What should I change in order to position the header above that top box? (It doesn't look as if posting the image URL into the provided area in the Images area of 'Customise your theme' does anything at all, so that's not much help either.)
It's been a long time since I changed my journal layout, I'm willing to accept I might be missing something really obvious!
Update on legal cases: one new victory! :) One new restriction :(
Feb. 10th, 2026 03:03 pmBack in August of 2025, we announced a temporary block on account creation for users under the age of 18 from the state of Tennessee, due to the court in Netchoice's challenge to the law (which we're a part of!) refusing to prevent the law from being enforced while the lawsuit plays out. Today, I am sad to announce that we've had to add South Carolina to that list. When creating an account, you will now be asked if you're a resident of Tennessee or South Carolina. If you are, and your birthdate shows you're under 18, you won't be able to create an account.
We're very sorry to have to do this, and especially on such short notice. The reason for it: on Friday, South Carolina governor Henry McMaster signed the South Carolina Age-Appropriate Design Code Act into law, with an effective date of immediately. The law is so incredibly poorly written it took us several days to even figure out what the hell South Carolina wants us to do and whether or not we're covered by it. We're still not entirely 100% sure about the former, but in regards to the latter, we're pretty sure the fact we use Google Analytics on some site pages (for OS/platform/browser capability analysis) means we will be covered by the law. Thankfully, the law does not mandate a specific form of age verification, unlike many of the other state laws we're fighting, so we're likewise pretty sure that just stopping people under 18 from creating an account will be enough to comply without performing intrusive and privacy-invasive third-party age verification. We think. Maybe. (It's a really, really badly written law. I don't know whether they intended to write it in a way that means officers of the company can potentially be sentenced to jail time for violating it, but that's certainly one possible way to read it.)
Netchoice filed their lawsuit against SC over the law as I was working on making this change and writing this news post -- so recently it's not even showing up in RECAP yet for me to link y'all to! -- but here's the complaint as filed in the lawsuit, Netchoice v Wilson. Please note that I didn't even have to write the declaration yet (although I will be): we are cited in the complaint itself with a link to our August news post as evidence of why these laws burden small websites and create legal uncertainty that causes a chilling effect on speech. \o/
In fact, that's the victory: in December, the judge ruled in favor of Netchoice in Netchoice v Murrill, the lawsuit over Louisiana's age-verification law Act 456, finding (once again) that requiring age verification to access social media is unconstitutional. Judge deGravelles' ruling was not simply a preliminary injunction: this was a final, dispositive ruling stating clearly and unambiguously "Louisiana Revised Statutes §§51:1751–1754 violate the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, as incorporated by the Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution", as well as awarding Netchoice their costs and attorney's fees for bringing the lawsuit. We didn't provide a declaration in that one, because Act 456, may it rot in hell, had a total registered user threshold we don't meet. That didn't stop Netchoice's lawyers from pointing out that we were forced to block service to Mississippi and restrict registration in Tennessee (pointing, again, to that news post), and Judge deGravelles found our example so compelling that we are cited twice in his ruling, thus marking the first time we've helped to get one of these laws enjoined or overturned just by existing. I think that's a new career high point for me.
I need to find an afternoon to sit down and write an update for
dw_advocacy highlighting everything that's going on (and what stage the lawsuits are in), because folks who know there's Some Shenanigans afoot in their state keep asking us whether we're going to have to put any restrictions on their states. I'll repeat my promise to you all: we will fight every state attempt to impose mandatory age verification and deanonymization on our users as hard as we possibly can, and we will keep actions like this to the clear cases where there's no doubt that we have to take action in order to prevent liability.
In cases like SC, where the law takes immediate effect, or like TN and MS, where the district court declines to issue a temporary injunction or the district court issues a temporary injunction and the appellate court overturns it, we may need to take some steps to limit our potential liability: when that happens, we'll tell you what we're doing as fast as we possibly can. (Sometimes it takes a little while for us to figure out the exact implications of a newly passed law or run the risk assessment on a law that the courts declined to enjoin. Netchoice's lawyers are excellent, but they're Netchoice's lawyers, not ours: we have to figure out our obligations ourselves. I am so very thankful that even though we are poor in money, we are very rich in friends, and we have a wide range of people we can go to for help.)
In cases where Netchoice filed the lawsuit before the law's effective date, there's a pending motion for a preliminary injunction, the court hasn't ruled on the motion yet, and we're specifically named in the motion for preliminary injunction as a Netchoice member the law would apply to, we generally evaluate that the risk is low enough we can wait and see what the judge decides. (Right now, for instance, that's Netchoice v Jones, formerly Netchoice v Miyares, mentioned in our December news post: the judge has not yet ruled on the motion for preliminary injunction.) If the judge grants the injunction, we won't need to do anything, because the state will be prevented from enforcing the law. If the judge doesn't grant the injunction, we'll figure out what we need to do then, and we'll let you know as soon as we know.
I know it's frustrating for people to not know what's going to happen! Believe me, it's just as frustrating for us: you would not believe how much of my time is taken up by tracking all of this. I keep trying to find time to update
dw_advocacy so people know the status of all the various lawsuits (and what actions we've taken in response), but every time I think I might have a second, something else happens like this SC law and I have to scramble to figure out what we need to do. We will continue to update
dw_news whenever we do have to take an action that restricts any of our users, though, as soon as something happens that may make us have to take an action, and we will give you as much warning as we possibly can. It is absolutely ridiculous that we still have to have this fight, but we're going to keep fighting it for as long as we have to and as hard as we need to.
I look forward to the day we can lift the restrictions on Mississippi, Tennessee, and now South Carolina, and I apologize again to our users (and to the people who temporarily aren't able to become our users) from those states.
We're very sorry to have to do this, and especially on such short notice. The reason for it: on Friday, South Carolina governor Henry McMaster signed the South Carolina Age-Appropriate Design Code Act into law, with an effective date of immediately. The law is so incredibly poorly written it took us several days to even figure out what the hell South Carolina wants us to do and whether or not we're covered by it. We're still not entirely 100% sure about the former, but in regards to the latter, we're pretty sure the fact we use Google Analytics on some site pages (for OS/platform/browser capability analysis) means we will be covered by the law. Thankfully, the law does not mandate a specific form of age verification, unlike many of the other state laws we're fighting, so we're likewise pretty sure that just stopping people under 18 from creating an account will be enough to comply without performing intrusive and privacy-invasive third-party age verification. We think. Maybe. (It's a really, really badly written law. I don't know whether they intended to write it in a way that means officers of the company can potentially be sentenced to jail time for violating it, but that's certainly one possible way to read it.)
Netchoice filed their lawsuit against SC over the law as I was working on making this change and writing this news post -- so recently it's not even showing up in RECAP yet for me to link y'all to! -- but here's the complaint as filed in the lawsuit, Netchoice v Wilson. Please note that I didn't even have to write the declaration yet (although I will be): we are cited in the complaint itself with a link to our August news post as evidence of why these laws burden small websites and create legal uncertainty that causes a chilling effect on speech. \o/
In fact, that's the victory: in December, the judge ruled in favor of Netchoice in Netchoice v Murrill, the lawsuit over Louisiana's age-verification law Act 456, finding (once again) that requiring age verification to access social media is unconstitutional. Judge deGravelles' ruling was not simply a preliminary injunction: this was a final, dispositive ruling stating clearly and unambiguously "Louisiana Revised Statutes §§51:1751–1754 violate the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, as incorporated by the Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution", as well as awarding Netchoice their costs and attorney's fees for bringing the lawsuit. We didn't provide a declaration in that one, because Act 456, may it rot in hell, had a total registered user threshold we don't meet. That didn't stop Netchoice's lawyers from pointing out that we were forced to block service to Mississippi and restrict registration in Tennessee (pointing, again, to that news post), and Judge deGravelles found our example so compelling that we are cited twice in his ruling, thus marking the first time we've helped to get one of these laws enjoined or overturned just by existing. I think that's a new career high point for me.
I need to find an afternoon to sit down and write an update for
In cases like SC, where the law takes immediate effect, or like TN and MS, where the district court declines to issue a temporary injunction or the district court issues a temporary injunction and the appellate court overturns it, we may need to take some steps to limit our potential liability: when that happens, we'll tell you what we're doing as fast as we possibly can. (Sometimes it takes a little while for us to figure out the exact implications of a newly passed law or run the risk assessment on a law that the courts declined to enjoin. Netchoice's lawyers are excellent, but they're Netchoice's lawyers, not ours: we have to figure out our obligations ourselves. I am so very thankful that even though we are poor in money, we are very rich in friends, and we have a wide range of people we can go to for help.)
In cases where Netchoice filed the lawsuit before the law's effective date, there's a pending motion for a preliminary injunction, the court hasn't ruled on the motion yet, and we're specifically named in the motion for preliminary injunction as a Netchoice member the law would apply to, we generally evaluate that the risk is low enough we can wait and see what the judge decides. (Right now, for instance, that's Netchoice v Jones, formerly Netchoice v Miyares, mentioned in our December news post: the judge has not yet ruled on the motion for preliminary injunction.) If the judge grants the injunction, we won't need to do anything, because the state will be prevented from enforcing the law. If the judge doesn't grant the injunction, we'll figure out what we need to do then, and we'll let you know as soon as we know.
I know it's frustrating for people to not know what's going to happen! Believe me, it's just as frustrating for us: you would not believe how much of my time is taken up by tracking all of this. I keep trying to find time to update
I look forward to the day we can lift the restrictions on Mississippi, Tennessee, and now South Carolina, and I apologize again to our users (and to the people who temporarily aren't able to become our users) from those states.
Happy Post: Life, the Universe and Everything...
Feb. 10th, 2026 07:22 pmOn Saturday, Mr D and I headed up to London for my (very) early birthday treat. The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy immersive stage show.
For those of you who know my birthday is in April, the reason this was so early was because the show's run ends on the 15th February.
I love the HHGTTG. I first read the book when I was about 14, and then all the subsequent sequels, and have always counted it as one of my favourite stories.
The show was a musical reinterpretation of the story and it did a great job (I mean, it did have to fit five books into 90 minutes). It brought in Arthur Dent's love interest, Fenchurch, from book 4. The show was energetic and fun, and very respectful of the HHG universe. I had a fab time, I think I got more out of it than Mr D because I'm so much more familiar with the story. Mr D had never read past book 2, so had no idea who Fenchurch was. But he said, once he wrapped his head around the story, he really got into it, and wished he could see it again because he'd enjoy it so much more. Sadly it comes off soon, so unless it's resurrected somewhere else, that's unlikely!
Highlights of a great show was us drinking our Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters (I wouldn't say it felt like having our brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, but it was yummy all the same) and me having a conversation with Marvin the Paranoid Android that went thus:
Marvin: what is your name?
Me: I'm Jane
Marvin: I don't care. Jane, I've been practicing giving people compliments. May I give you a compliment?
Me: of course!
Marvin: You are wearing shoes. That's very sensible.
Me: Thank you. I've had worse compliments than that!
Marvin: I don't care
Of course, anyone who's familiar with the HHG universe knows that any self-respecting hitch hiker never forgets their towel, so of course, I had to treat myself to one!

I did have a few tears when there was a tribute to Douglas Adams at the end of the show. So much love and respect for that man and his exceptional mind.
Altogether a fabulous day! Here are a few more pics - official ones because photography wasn't allowed!
( Read more... )
For those of you who know my birthday is in April, the reason this was so early was because the show's run ends on the 15th February.
I love the HHGTTG. I first read the book when I was about 14, and then all the subsequent sequels, and have always counted it as one of my favourite stories.
The show was a musical reinterpretation of the story and it did a great job (I mean, it did have to fit five books into 90 minutes). It brought in Arthur Dent's love interest, Fenchurch, from book 4. The show was energetic and fun, and very respectful of the HHG universe. I had a fab time, I think I got more out of it than Mr D because I'm so much more familiar with the story. Mr D had never read past book 2, so had no idea who Fenchurch was. But he said, once he wrapped his head around the story, he really got into it, and wished he could see it again because he'd enjoy it so much more. Sadly it comes off soon, so unless it's resurrected somewhere else, that's unlikely!
Highlights of a great show was us drinking our Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters (I wouldn't say it felt like having our brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, but it was yummy all the same) and me having a conversation with Marvin the Paranoid Android that went thus:
Marvin: what is your name?
Me: I'm Jane
Marvin: I don't care. Jane, I've been practicing giving people compliments. May I give you a compliment?
Me: of course!
Marvin: You are wearing shoes. That's very sensible.
Me: Thank you. I've had worse compliments than that!
Marvin: I don't care
Of course, anyone who's familiar with the HHG universe knows that any self-respecting hitch hiker never forgets their towel, so of course, I had to treat myself to one!

I did have a few tears when there was a tribute to Douglas Adams at the end of the show. So much love and respect for that man and his exceptional mind.
Altogether a fabulous day! Here are a few more pics - official ones because photography wasn't allowed!
( Read more... )
Romance Challenge
Feb. 7th, 2026 08:20 amTitle: Lovecore MJV

Artist:
queervanilla
Rating: G
Fandom: Arcane
Character(s): Mel Medarda, Jayce Talis, Viktor
Content Notes: CSP
Minor operations; testing new serving path
Feb. 3rd, 2026 10:25 pmHi all!
I'm doing some minor operational work tonight. It should be transparent, but there's always a chance that something goes wrong. The main thing I'm touching is testing a replacement for Apache2 (our web server software) in one area of the site.
Thank you!







