I should have stayed in bed

[beelikej]

I didn't get far in my new book this morning. I could blame the busdriver, who was amazingly shite, but I think this time it's the author's fault.

About ten pages in, a character complains "He should of been here hours ago."

Does this person have a speech impediment? A bad accent? Is he speaking the language of hell? Or is he part of the over the top humour that I'm not sure I'm into yet?

Either way, it totally fucked up my concentration and I couldn't continue reading.

Grumble.

Comments

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

A published book had that????

How come that shit gets published all the time and good books rarely do?

grrrrrrrr

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

Yep. A bestseller even, if I'm not mistaken. I keep thinking I misread it, but nope: it's there, printed on the page. I was too tired on the way back home to see if there was a punchline. I'm gonna try again tomorrow.

(I love your icon. KitH was awesome)

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

Ok, read a couple more pages today... apparently it was to indicate an accent, because further into the story the character is using even more awful expressions. Based on the style of writing so far I'd say the author was also thinking it was a good joke. Well, he got me. Ha.Ha. *glares*

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Um...writing accents...ick.

In other news, you know, CSI fic hasn't been updated on Crack_van in a while....

Just saying. :P

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Ooh, also in other news, I forgot to tell you, Eric Szmanda has a facebook.

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

Facebook. That's the one with the picture-possibilities right? I think I have one too, but I never use it;)

Ah, CSI fic. Despite mod-duties I'm currently more into J2 fanfic.