Just no.

[beelikej]

Read a comment on Tumblr today from someone who had just discovered the Jensen Ackles/Jeffrey Dean Morgan pairing and who was wondering what the name for that ship was. /o\ Don't tell me there is one. I hate those cutesy combo names that make the people in a relationship sound like some freaky hybrid.

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[cassiopeia7.livejournal.com]

The name for that pairing is Jeff/Jensen. Or Jensen/JDM. Or just plain "guh!" But please, no cutesy crap. Just NO.

Several people have explained to me that the reason for the stupid-sounding combo names is because Tumblr doesn't allow for slashes. Meh, just one more reason for me to avoid that place.

. . . and if you ever find out the "cutesy" name for Jensen/JDM? DO NOT TELL ME! ;)

[sillie]

Oh god I hate those combo names. I refuse to use them (well.. the only place I use them is on Tumblr, and then only to blacklist a tag). Just... no. D:

[callistosh65.livejournal.com]

Yeah, all that cockles, sassy, sampala crap.. Ugh. Don't read JDM/Jensen, but as far as I knwo , it has not been cutesified in any way. How would that even go.. Morgackles?

[tanisafan.livejournal.com]

Hehehe oh, the portmanteaus. The ones in the above comment made me laugh hysterically. "I'm going to read some cockles", really? Muahahah.

(Though, I will graciously admit that one of my favorite TV couples ever, Logan and Veronica on Veronica Mars, had the cutest portmanteau ever: LoVe. Juuuust saying *g*

(Also, true story, Ryan Murphy tried to make the term 'Blatina' happen for a pairing on Glee, and when I typed it into the search engine I got nothing but black/latina porn :p. Let this be a lesson to smushy names everywhere!!