Wish I had it on tape
Jun. 19th, 2006 10:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beelikejAll I wanted to post tonight were two little words. Well, an abbreviation and a word: pms sucks.
But then I watched CSI (again monday-movie-night was cancelled due to the Worldcup, but I'm done bitching about that) and even though it was a very serious and sad case (S5ep10 No Humans Involved), I almost fell off the couch laughing because of the subtitles. And I just had to share.
You wouldn't believe how prostitute Divine's sales-pitch was translated: "Forty buys the lips, a hundy gets you south. Goes double for around the world."
Let's just say the translator didn't use her descriptive language, but went for the 'technical' terms, it was -ehm- enlightening *g*.
to give a blow job = pijpen, to fuck = neuken and apparently 'around the world' means rimming (well, according to the translator and who am I to argue with a professional - although I do think he/she messed things up a bit:)
Anyway: that in combination with the absolutely amazing sunset, made me feel a little better. But still: pms sucks
But then I watched CSI (again monday-movie-night was cancelled due to the Worldcup, but I'm done bitching about that) and even though it was a very serious and sad case (S5ep10 No Humans Involved), I almost fell off the couch laughing because of the subtitles. And I just had to share.
You wouldn't believe how prostitute Divine's sales-pitch was translated: "Forty buys the lips, a hundy gets you south. Goes double for around the world."
Let's just say the translator didn't use her descriptive language, but went for the 'technical' terms, it was -ehm- enlightening *g*.
to give a blow job = pijpen, to fuck = neuken and apparently 'around the world' means rimming (well, according to the translator and who am I to argue with a professional - although I do think he/she messed things up a bit:)
Anyway: that in combination with the absolutely amazing sunset, made me feel a little better. But still: pms sucks