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[beelikej]

Well, this morning was interesting: I woke up around six a.m. with serious stomach/colon/belly cramps and spent the next hour in a cold sweat on my knees in front of the toilet, next to a bucket, trying to figure out which entrance/exit my body was gonna use to solve the problem. FUN!
After that was decided, I had a ten minute nap before I got up again to get ready for work. And despite being a bit wobbly, I managed to catch the bus and arrive on time!

It was way too hot at the office, but luckily I had enough work to distract me. Plus the boss was still sick, so we had a lot of impromptu employee-meetings, because we didn't want to waste this opportunity to rant together:)

The events of today left me a bit exhausted, so instead of working on a new lj-background like I planned, I'm simply gonna post some old quiz-results...
One before the cut, the rest appropriately another click away:)

What is your sexual appeal?

Take this quiz!

Which Type of Boyfriend/Girlfriend Is Right For You?
The Clever and Considerate type! You need someone who is as dependable as yourself. You are most comfortable being around leaders. Your partner should take life as seriously as you do, otherwise you will be very frustrated. Your type may not always be considered the life of the party, but that is not what matters most to you anyway. Your special someone needs to value you and the little world that you both created for yourselves more than anything else. However, your ideal type understands that you prefer gazing into the future rather than into his/her eyes.
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Which Super Hero Are You?
Superman! You are the most popular super hero; your vigor is extremely appreciated and rewarded. Despite your supernatural abilities, you are grounded. Your peers accept that you are different from them and often designate you as their leader. You love being active and challenging yourself. You have a clear sense of what is right and wrong, and as a result are unfazed by new people and unfamiliar places.
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What movie kiss are you?
You are a Sweet Home Alabama kiss You're a little confused about what you want- but in the end there's absolutely no comparison. You love the one you love- money or not.. and you can't hide it
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(Ehm, actually I would've gone for Patrick;)

What is your favorite toy?
Dildo Riding a dildo beats out actual sex any day, for you. Ride away, cowboy/girl.
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What Kind of Shoe are You??
You are Converse Chuck Taylors You are laid back and really don't care about what's going on around you. You are sorta confused sometimes but not all. You don't really do anything but just stare at the world...but you're still cool!!
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How do you like to fuck?
Like a porno Man, you're a freak aren't you? At least no one can complain that you're dull in the bed. You like it any way you can get it and love to try new things.
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Was that as good for you as it was for me?

Comments

[tanisafan.livejournal.com]

Eek, that sucks, dude! I had almost the same thing an hour or two ago; I'm blaming the Annoyingly Hot Weather *nods*. Are you all better now?

Ooo, I also wish to be Converses! *off to do quiz*

[sillie]

Oh, that sucks. Did you eat something wrong?

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

I think for me it's mostly the heat as well. That and staying up too late reading porn and eating a disgusting amount of snacks after dinner all week long (as a substitute for sex). Hrmpf. I'm still feeling blah, mostly since 1: it's still hot and 2: I still haven't stopped snacking (hormones are raging). I did go to bed before midnight yesterday, so that's a start. Now if only I knew how to handle the other stuff...

If you are planning to post any of those quizzes, you might want to check the spelling of the results first. The language made me shiver and I just *had to* translate it to 'normal' english. Annoying. Still: most of the results were pretty accurate *g*

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

Well, I had dinner at my moms the evening before, which was delicious, so I wouldn't dare to blame the food;) I fear I crossed another weight-barrier though. I've been going a bit overboard with snacking after dinner lately and in combination with the heat and a serious lack of sleep, that was too much for my body and it just had to give out a warning I guess. I'll have to try to be moderate with food and get to bed a little earlier on weekdays for a while;)