This is science. Shut up. Happy New Year.

[beelikej]

So I bought new jeans. As it turned out the new models are all low riders and I wasn't sure if I could get away with wearing my comfortable boxer briefs underneath. So I did some research. I present to you:



Research project #1: Underwear
Goal: find out what to wear underneath low rider jeans
Subjects: Random Girl, Jared Padalecki, Sean Faris, Zac Efron and Brendon Urie
Options as presented by subjects mentioned above:
A. thong (bad idea: dismissed, see exhibit a)
B. boxer shorts (possibly good idea, see exhibit b)
C. nothing! (ehm, only if you have cute hips like Boy!Brendon, see exhibit c)
D. (boxer) briefs (approved! See d, e, etc. What? I had to research color)




Why oh why do women wear thongs?
All the photo-evidence I found was very unappealing.
So obviously I had to check what the boys were wearing...


Oooh, boxer shorts. A bit frumpy though. (I'm not complaining, just observing;)


Going commando? Oh Brendon.


Oh hello, this looks nice. Too bad I can't tell the exact model of the underwear.
Need to do more research obviously.


Hi thar Jared, fancy white boxers you have there.

Here to show us colour:
the king of the boxerbrief/low rider combo: Brendon Urie!

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EDIT: I removed this picture for personal reasons.
FYI: it was a pink pair of briefs.


Belly! Ehm, I mean *serious face* brown boxerbriefs, classy.


Oooh, color coordinated underwear.
Although brown would have worked here too, I really approve of the blue.


Yes. This side gets approval too.


Grey? Light Blue? Whatever: this goes with my favorite shirt as well.


Heh. Fuck matching underwear. Wow, those jeans are even tinier than the boxerbriefs. Amazing.


Nrg. Red. Guh. Is that a hickey on his hip?


Peekaboo!


Conclusion: I'm totally sticking to boxer briefs and will pretend I look as adorable as Brendon Urie.

Comments

[tanisafan.livejournal.com]

Om nom, there's a very thin tan line in the commando pic. Also, SO totally a hickey ;)!

And also also, the yellow boxer briefs are my faaavy.

I think he's wearing lime green one at the Chicago show - let us investigate this further tomorrow! ;)

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

Hee! *nods*

I think the yellow briefs are the first ones I saw, so they'll always have a special place in my heart;) The blue ones are my favorite, although the pink is definitely the cutest.

Yes, we have to. Ehm, by me I mean you, because you have the best stuff. *slaps head* Sorry I forgot to credit, I got lost fiddling with the pics *g*

[sillie]

I'll never understand why woman wear thongs. Seriously. *pulls face*

And haahahaha, oh Jared. *ruffles his hair* Lovely sweater you've got there.

The low-riders what's-his-name (is it Brandon? I don't knooooow. XD) in the last three pictures is wearing seem so uncomfortable to me. I mean, come on, it's pretty much only pantleg with a little something to keep it up. O.o Especially in the J and K pictures. [/ramble]

Uhm, yeah. *goes back to look at the smily!Jared picture*

:'3

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

That picture of Jared can be used in sooo many picspams *grins*

It's BrEndon *glares*. OMG, you are absolutely right about the tiny jeans. They are mind-boggling :-D

I should really make a Jared-icon, but I still can't decide between the hair or the smile. Hmmm. You'll have to do with a Brendon icon for now. I call this one "Urie is a hot ass";)