I think I'm gonna go to bed now... sweet dreams and all that;)

[beelikej]

Okay, so that shag-meme that's been going around? I really wanted to just follow the rules and not take it too seriously, but even in fantasy-land my mind has to add restrictions. Beards and 'staches are a total turn off, so I imagine all the guys to have their jaws nice and smooth. And every single person who has the honour to be printed in bold should know that in real life, if they smoke I wouldn't touch them with a ten-foot pole;-) For now I'm going into denial-mode and just bold and italicize to my heart's content;)

Lists were stolen from geekwriter413 and tanisafan:

Girls I'd shag...
1. Bold the names of girls you'd definitely sleep with.
2. Italicize the names of girls you might sleep with after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the girls who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the girls you've never heard of.
5. Strike the girls you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.

1. Katherine Heigl?
2. Sandra McCoy?
3. Natalie Maines?
4. Allison Mack?
5. Krista Allen?
6. Erica Durance?
7. Jenny McCarthy
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Taylor Cole?
10. Michaela Conlin?
11. Britney Spears
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Minka Kelly?
14. Lauren Graham
15. Jeri Ryan?
16. Halle Berry
17. Sarah Wayne Callies?
18. Jennifer Morrison?
19. Julia Stiles
20. Keira Knightley
21. Helen Hunt
22. Julia Collin?
23. Pauley Perrette?
24. Jessica Steen?
25. Martha Byrne?
26. Jordana Brewster?
27. Amber Benson
28. Natalie Portman
29. Kristin Richardson?
30. Pamela Anderson
31. Kristin Kreuk?
32. Emily Deschanel
33. Poppy Montgomery?
34. Roselyn Sanchez?
35. Michelle Rodriquez
36. Aisha Tyler?
37. Sandra Bullock
38. Jennifer Love Hewitt
39. Nelly Furtado
40. Carmen Electra
41. Charlize Theron
42. Amy Acker
43. Reese Witherspoon
44. Jessica Simpson
45. Salma Hayek
46. Drew Barrymore
47. Sophia Bush?
48. Sara Rue?
49. Kate Beckinsale
50. Maggie Grace?
51. Ali Landry?
52. Adrianne Palicki?
53. Aishwarya Rai?
54. Brooke Burns?
55. Brooke Burke?
56. Amy Lee (that should be superbold:)
57. Julia Roberts
58. Carrie Underwood?
59. Faith Hill?
60. Tiffani Theissen
61. Kathleen Robertson?
62. Tyra Banks
63. Stacey Keibler?
64. Vanessa Marcil?
65. Nikki Cox?
66. Lucy Liu
67. Gwen Stefani
68. Debra Messing
69. Beyoncé Knowles
70. Paris Hilton
71. Kirsten Dunst
72. Joanna Krupa?
73. Catherine Zeta-Jones
74. Linda Cardellini?
75. Sarah Jessica Parker
76. Liv Tyler
77. Tara Reid
78. Sandra Oh
79. Ellen Pompeo
80. Kate Walsh?
81. Elisha Cuthbert?
82. Marg Helgenberger (if her lips ever return to normal)
83. Jorja Fox
84. Sara Ramirez?
85. Penelope Cruz
86. Eva Longoria
87. Mischa Barton?
88. Rachel Bilson?
89. Kate Hudson
90. Anne Hathaway
91. Jessica Alba
92. Jennifer Aniston
93. Nicole Kidman
94. Lindsay Lohan (if she gets rid of the attitude)
95. Petra Nemcova?
96. Courtney Cox
97. Teri Hatcher
98. Denise Richards
99. Jennifer Lopez
100. Sarah Michelle Gellar
101. Hillary Swank
102. Nicolette Sheridan?
103. Renee Zelwegger
104. Jennifer Garner
105. Naomi Watts
106. Uma Thurman
107. Eliza Dushku (another superbold)
108. Katie Holmes (before she lost her mind;)
109. Michelle Williams
110. Heather Graham
111. Fergie
112. Amanda Peet
113. Rachael Ray?
114. Evangeline Lilly?
115. Ashley Judd
115. Sienna Miller
116. Hilary Duff
117. Rachel McAdams?
118. Amanda Righetti?
119. Eva Mendes
120. Mariah Carey
121. Mandy Moore
122. Cameron Diaz
123. Jessica Biel
124. Gwyneth Paltrow
125. Scarlett Johansson
126. Monica Bellucci
127. CAROLINE DHAVERNAS (that should be superduperbold)


Can I also add: Who ARE these women? Tsss.
I missed a lot of girls on this list, so I'll add some personal favorites for your consideration: how about Zooey Deschanel, Jodi Foster and Kylie Minogue? Mmmmm :)

Guys I'd shag...
1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys you don't know alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
6. ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr?
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp?
31. David Wenham?
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell (told you I was in denial)
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law (I would, but Jude: the nanny? WTF?)
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack (superbold)
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen (He got me in Ferris Bueler, but after that he lost me)
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody (that lisp kills me ded)
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban?
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair?
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas?
110. Jeremy Sumpter?
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy?
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen?
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber?
118. Craig Parker?
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson?
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring?
132. Brandon Boyd?
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher?
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong? (n/a for this list anyway)
139. Jason White?
140. Matthew Fox?
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter?
143. Travis Fimmel?
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas?
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner
150. Patrick Dempsey (superbold since the eighties;)
151. Ace Young?
152. Francis Capra?
153. Ryan Hansen?
154. Robert Pattinson
155. William Moseley?
156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell?
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport
161. Michael J. Fox
162. Kevin Federline
163. Liam Cunningham?
164. John Barrowman
165. John Rzeznik?
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy?
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers
170. Henry Ian Cusick?
171. John Krasinski?
172. Michael Trucco?
173. Benjamin McKenzie?
174. Adrian Pasdar?
175. Jeremy Piven
176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews?
178. Vincent Cassel?
179. Adrian Paul?
180. Gabriel Byrne
181. Adrian Grenier
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion
184. Adam Baldwin?
185. Ed Quinn?
186. Eric Szmanda (more a snuggle than a shag-attraction:)
187. George Eads
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. TAYE DIGGS


Too bad I could only add one name to the list, but I would like to acknowledge Joseph McFadden and Waldemar Torenstra as runners up. I decided to pick the guy that most people would know;)

Statistics
Women (127 total)
20 bold = 16% are winners
13 italic = 10% should try harder
9 strike outs = 7% are losers
and 49 unknowns = 39%
36 (28%) don't do anything for me

Men (190 total)
36 bold = 19% are winners
24 italic = 13% should try harder
14 unlucky bastards = 7% are losers
and 41 unknowns = 22%
75 (=39%) are just good friends

Next time, let's do this with pictures! Sweet dreams everyone:)

Comments

[lizphairrulz.livejournal.com]

Very nice. But yeah, what was with Adrianne being on the guys list? She's totally hot, but still... And yes, denial mode is very nice. =D Sweet dreams!

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

:-)

Heh.
I did check out everyone on both lists out of curiousity, so I now kind of know who everybody is, but that Greenday-fan got a bit out of control on the guys-list;)

Sweet dreams were had :) Oh yeah.

[tanisafan.livejournal.com]

Hee. Dude, you don't know Sendhil Ramamurthy and Adrian Pasdar? Awww, you're missing out. I have so much left to teach you :p. Although you're forgiven since you added Taye. Now if only someone would add Billy Crudup, I'd be perfectly satisfied ;).

(Also, yay for adding Caroline! *goes back in time and superbolds her*)

Oh and Krista Allen played Kristi on CSI *crushes*.

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

Hey: you didn't know Rick Yune (he played the feng-shui gambler in ToeTags) and how can you even think about Kristi *gives you evil eye*? Meh. Not my kind of women anyway:)

But teach me, please:)
Billy, damn, good one. Although the girls list was even worse in missing out.

[tanisafan.livejournal.com]

I didn't *blush*, but damn, he is hot!
And in my defense, I liked Krista Allen before she was all whore-ish and stealing our Nick. She was on Days of our Lives -- and yes, I realize this doesn't improve your opinion of me :P

Loool, I am considering a hot men tutorial. That's not pathetic, is it?

[beelikej.livejournal.com]

*giggles* 'Days Of Our Lives', that's your defense? *snorts*
My opinion of you has not changed a bit :-p

Despite your poor taste in women, I would like to sign up for that hot men tutorial. Not pathetic at all ;-)